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I've led a full and bizarre and awkward and boring and action-packed and mundane life. But now I've chosen to change. My time is not running out.

Saturday, September 08, 2001

My Current Favorite Things

== Favorite excuse: "Somehow it'll work itself out."
== Favorite seafood: Red Snapper, blackened
== Favorite movie: I would say 10 Things..., but that would make me more emo. I have to choose a new one I guess. Julia Stiles needs to hurry up and star in a macho guy flick where buildings blow up, cars wreck during high-speed chases, and people get kicked in the face by Jet Li.
== Favorite pet peeve: Those stupid salad forks
== Favorite beverage: Dole Pine Orange Banana
== Favorite illegal activity: Matress disposal
== Favorite college sports team: Fresno State Bulldogs
== Favorite hated college sports team: Duke or Stanford. They're just so bland.
== Favorite happy thought: "Man, I'm gonna have a good life."
== Favorite realization: "Man, I'm gonna have a bad life, because I hate computers...and I'm a CompSci Major."
== Favorite overheard stupidity: "If it wasn't for my horse, I would have never made it through college."
== Favorite Michael Jackson song: "Wanna Be Startin' Something"
== Favorite hidden treasure: Salvation Army stuff.
== Favorite political viewpoint: Jello Biafra's
== Favorite internet activity: Newsgroups and AIM (mIRC is for the bored)
== Favorite lie parents tell kids: "There's chemicals in the pool that detect urine." (I will argue the impossibilities of that for days if you want to bring it on.)
== Favorite Asian ho: Patricia Kuo
|| Bradford J Kempington III, 2:23 AM