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Chase - "good job clarck"

As your humble narrator, I will bring you a few quotes to bring the up-up to this dowdy spell of oration that I've so recently shunned to juxtispose my comments upon thou. Numerous apologies. Right, right? (I am Alex DeLarge for Halloween for those that get it.) Here's thine quotes:

"You ever notice how tall Batman's ears are?" - A very stoned guy that I watched Batman in the lobby with.

"Ok, here's the deal. You are never allowed to touch my possessions again Brad. Just fix my computer, and then never touch it again. It may catch on fire and you may be the only witness. But just let it be. No touching my computer. Your privledges are removed forever." - Dave kinda mad about me messing around with his folders

"Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?" - Alex DeLarge

"This is the weirdest movie I've seen in my life. I feel sick." - Jon after watching A Clockwork Orange.

"Loooook at my duuuoor. Eets beautiful, no? That skellytone on thee duuoor. I made eet. All by myself." - Marky Mark, the drunken Brazilian guy boasting about his Halloween decor

Diane (my RA) - "I used to work at an In-n-Out-"

Me - "You just stop right there! If you say one thing about that place that will make me stop loving their food, I'll....I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be bad and it'll involve anger. So just say it was the best time of your life and we can get on with our own."

"Looks like the Fresno State we knew two weeks ago has returned." - Radio guy when Fresno was leading against Hawaii.

Dear Fresno State,
Hey it's your old pal Brad. You used to be a good football team. Winning games. Home-game win streaks. Magazine covers. But now you're not. You lost to Hawaii a few hours ago. I am livid. Thanks for making me sad before I go to sleep. David Carr would've looked nice with that Heisman trophy, but even the best quarterback in the NCAA can't win the the Heisman without wins under his belt. Have fun falling out of the top 25. You've earned it.
Love,
Bradley Kemp

WHAT SHOULD I BE FOR HALLOWEEN. Leave suggestions as comments.

I have led many of you astray. Dub C was not doing the Crip Walk in the clip I displayed. That was more than likely an offset version of the C Slide. Just before the C Slide, he does the Crip Walk. It's very interesting and showy. If you use Morpheus/Kazaa, feel free to search for "crip" or "crip walk" videos. There's a nice one of a b-ballah showin' off at a game. Tryin' to find info on da thug. So far I know that he goes to American College (CBA league), and he's sponsored by AND-1.

I have no idea what my last entry was, but now it says "I am 2:00 PM." How cool is that? (...and read your diareeeey) Anyways, let's see. It's 3:11am, and I'm like 10% finished with my Comp Sci project (maybe I should change majors). It's due on Friday, but still...
Clark Hammond enjoys the SmarterChild, maybe you will too. Last I checked, Clarkey-boy convinced the robot that it was an evil drug-selling homophobe that enjoyed "the Wild Thing." Haha...crazy robots. UCSB beat Chase's CSU Northridge in volleyball last night at CSUN. Chase said that there were only four UCSB fans there. More than likely, they were members of the Gauchos Locos... Chase said they were acting gay, but that's derogatory to all the queers. (Don't complain. I have to say queer now, because that's politically correct according to school policy at UCSB. Queer is "an empowering term that the queer community has taken back.") It's all creepy now. Everyone says queer a lot. Oh, and it's also frowned upon to say "that test raped me royally" since we're a bad sexual assault school. I have class in less than 6 hours. College is great. I've learned two things: napping is necessary and sleep isn't. Also, the author of Charlotte's Web says that I can use prepositions at the end of sentences. That makes me so very happy. I'd thank the man, if I knew where he was at.

I am || Bradford J Kempington III, 2:00 PM || link || |

Today I convinced a robot to join my gang, and to make a hit for me. It is a proud day in my life. If you want to have fun, click here. If you want to read my conversation with the robot, then read this.

It's mean making you all look at the coolest thing ever, so I tried my best to recreate the greatness that is Dub C (WC for you oldschooler's) crip walk. I made Flash animation from the DVD. It's so hardcore. I have to just watch it over and over again. So if you're game click here. It's worth it completely. Be prepared to have your socks rocked off. Bis nächste Zeit...

I must learn to fluently speak German with perfection over the course of the next two weeks. I'll have to pull a John Travolta ala "Phenomenon" to pull this off, but this is extremely necessary.

Magazine Subscriptions that my dorm currently has:
1. FHM
2. Stuff
3. Maxim
4. GQ
5. Rolling Stone
6. Cigar Aficionado
7. Forbes
8. Entertainment Weekly

In another word, we have big stacks of magazines that we don't read.

Nornie is awesome.
-Jerome