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I've led a full and bizarre and awkward and boring and action-packed and mundane life. But now I've chosen to change. My time is not running out.

Monday, September 10, 2001

Officially making him the biggest idiot in sports' history, Michael Jordan has decide to make a comeback to the game which he still really wants to play. Unfortunately, this will make his game-winning retirement buzzer shot completely null and void. Thank you Mr. Jordan. You have made every basketball historian simultaneously regurgitate.
|| Bradford J Kempington III, 7:24 PM