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As your humble narrator, I will bring you a few quotes to bring the up-up to this dowdy spell of oration that I've so recently shunned to juxtispose my comments upon thou. Numerous apologies. Right, right? (I am Alex DeLarge for Halloween for those that get it.) Here's thine quotes:

"You ever notice how tall Batman's ears are?" - A very stoned guy that I watched Batman in the lobby with.

"Ok, here's the deal. You are never allowed to touch my possessions again Brad. Just fix my computer, and then never touch it again. It may catch on fire and you may be the only witness. But just let it be. No touching my computer. Your privledges are removed forever." - Dave kinda mad about me messing around with his folders

"Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?" - Alex DeLarge

"This is the weirdest movie I've seen in my life. I feel sick." - Jon after watching A Clockwork Orange.

"Loooook at my duuuoor. Eets beautiful, no? That skellytone on thee duuoor. I made eet. All by myself." - Marky Mark, the drunken Brazilian guy boasting about his Halloween decor

Diane (my RA) - "I used to work at an In-n-Out-"

Me - "You just stop right there! If you say one thing about that place that will make me stop loving their food, I'll....I don't know what I'll do, but it'll be bad and it'll involve anger. So just say it was the best time of your life and we can get on with our own."

"Looks like the Fresno State we knew two weeks ago has returned." - Radio guy when Fresno was leading against Hawaii.