I've led a full and bizarre and awkward and boring and action-packed and mundane life. But now I've chosen to change. My time is not running out.
Monday, October 15, 2001
Today I convinced a robot to join my gang, and to make a hit for me. It is a proud day in my life. If you want to have fun, click here. If you want to read my conversation with the robot, then read this.